Baths Quotes

We been on the road for 18 hours... I need a bath, some chow... and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies,eh?

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.

When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I'm not young any more, so now I just sit in the bath.

The negro has maintained his racial purity by his well known habit of avoiding baths

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.

You have to learn to love the small things in life, like a hot bath. You have to love the small things, when you have nothing else

And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.

Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself.

Why should anyone be afraid of change? What can take place without it? What can be more pleasing or more suitable to universal nature? Can you take your bath without the firewood undergoing a change? Can you eat without the food undergoing a change? And can anything useful be done without change? Don't you see that for you to change is just the same, and is equally necessary for universal nature?

The truth is, you know, we need our anodynes. You know that word, anodynes? We need that in life some times. A good warm bath can be one for you, or a whatever.

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.

Writing has... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer.

Do you clean yourself before you take a bath?

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

Intercessory prayer is the purifying bath into which the individual and the community must enter every day.

When in doubt take a bath

I'm always hunting and prowling. I'm sure Brian [Bath] was exaggerating!

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

Motivation is like taking a bath; If you stop doing it, you begin to stink!

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

Every week we ought to have one hour for recieving letters, then go take a bath.

A good bathe when you really need it can get you over almost anything.

A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators.

I believe your own accent is inimitable, though I shall practice it in my bath.

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

You go to a show, and there's no food at all, so if you're doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

To be humbly ashamed is to be plunged in the cleansing bath of truth.

There is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath.

I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.

Frightened of change? But what can exist without it? What's closer to nature's heart? Can you take a hot bath and leave the firewood as it was? Eat food without transforming it? Can any vital process take place without something being changed? Can't you see? It's just the same with you - and just as vital to nature.

I love to take baths.

The water bath has a platform which the rats learn to find because they don't like to get wet. Then you remove the platform. But you don't tell the rats.

God is a spa-bath of water and we are all individual bubbles

Sleep is no longer a healing bath, a recuperation of vital forces, but an oblivion, a nightly brush with annihilation.

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

I have a bath. It just relaxes me. Sitting there for a bit and just breathe and go ‘ffffuuuhhh….’, you know.

The pest, in a sense, is a very superior being to us: he knows where to find us and how--usually in the bath or in sexual intercourse or asleep.