Bills Quotes

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.

Applause is a receipt,
not a bill.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

The only bipartisanship you ever see is when they finally sign a bill and everybody says, 'Gee, isn't that wonderful?'

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Dreading that climax of all human ills the inflammation of his weekly bills.

There will be statues of Bill Gates across the Third World. There's a reasonable shot that - because of his money - we will cure malaria.

Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill.

Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried.

Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?

It is doubtful that congress would pass the Bill of Rights if it were introduced today.

I opposed the Medicare prescription drug entitlement. I opposed the Wall Street bailout. I opposed the stimulus bill.

I return my tax bill without paying it. My reason for doing so is that women suffer taxation yet have not representation.

What though I cannot meet my bills? What though I suffer toothache's ills? What though I swallow countless pills?

As far as the path of [Bill] Goldberg and all his ultimate success, I don't think any of that was planned. It was all organic. All of it was so different.

Bill Powell is the only intelligent actor I've ever met

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

Flying makes me feel like a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a stack of $20 bills.

The truth is, after all the declamations we have heard, that the Constitution is itself, in every rational sense, and to every useful purpose, A BILL OF RIGHTS.

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service.

It is my belief that there are "absolutes" in our Bill of Rights, and that they were put there on purpose by men who knew what words meant and meant their prohibitions to be "absolutes."

Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly. You've heard about the man who got the bill from his lawyer which said, "For crossing the street to speak to you and discovering it was not you, twelve dollars."

Even [Bill] Clinton ran on my program of "workfare instead of welfare." Of which I was the first American politician, starting in 1989, who brought that up. And that helped him get elected.

[I]t is true that [the provisions of the Bill of Rights] were designed to meet ancient evils. But they are the same kind of human evils that have emerged from century to century whenever excessive power is sought by the few at the expense of the many.

Wars are not paid for in wartime. The bill comes later.

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life.

So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is what Larry Ellison and his crew have decided.

I certainly would like to prevent, if I could legally, anybody having an abortion, a rich woman, a middle-class woman, or a poor woman. Unfortunately, the only vehicle available is the…Medicaid bill.

The purpose of a headline is to pick out people you can interest. You wish to talk to someone in a crowd. So the first thing you say is, "hey there, Bill Jones" to get the right persons attention.so it is in n advertisement

As Bill Clinton said so eloquently at the convention, during Vietnam there was a chance to serve; there was a chance not to serve.

Sure, Kill Bill is a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down.

Ask Bill [Gates] why the string in [MS-DOS] function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign. Ask him, because he can't answer. Only I know that.

To what shall I liken the world? Moonlight, reflected In dewdrops, Shaken from a crane's bill.

I don't bill myself as an atheist but as a naturalist. Naturalism is a belief system. A lot of scientists bristle at that. We all have to believe we can find the truth. Evidence is my guide. I rely on observation, experimentation and verification.

Before there was Ronald Reagan there was Barry Goldwater, and before there was Barry, there was National Review , and before there was National Review there was Bill Buckley with a spark in his mind.

The Republicans learned well from Bill Clinton.

Pride also has a bill! Get ready to pay it!

Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.

Amendments occupy a great deal of most legislators' time, particularly those lawmakers in the minority. Members of Congress do author major bills, but more commonly they make minor adjustments to the bigger bill.

Everybody's got bills to pay. Sometimes you see people just go straight for the money, and that's disappointing.

You in the media ought to be ashamed of yourselves to call the provisions and the guarantees of the Bill of Rights 'Technicalities'. They're not. We are what we are because of those guarantees.

Congress is headed in the wrong direction with this bill which removes any and all incentives from the food industry to improve their products for children.

If you can find a company that can get away with raising prices year after year without losing customers (an addictive product such as cigarettes fills the bill), you've got a terrific investment.