Bullshit Quotes

Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.

Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.

Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is the truth of Jah Rastafari.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit.

A protest song is a song that's so specific that you cannot mistake it for bullshit.

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

As I say at the beginning of my workshops, 'Everything I say here is a lie -- bullshit, in other words -- because anything that you put in words is not experience, is not the experiment. It's a representation -- a misrepresentation.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

The secret of charm is bullshit.

To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of bullshit.

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

No celebrity bullshit,no self promotion,an amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being

Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.

Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit.

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.

I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good.

Just love. The rest is bullshit.

She had been in situations like this, where people said, Convince me, and in none of those had they actually wanted to be convinced. She could lay down a perfect argument and they just invented new bullshit on the spot to justify why the answer was still no. When people said, Convince me, she knew it didn’t mean they had an open mind. It meant they had power and wanted to enjoy it a minute.

People say it takes 10 years to change your life. It's bullshit. It takes a moment, a second. But it may take you 10 years to get to the point of finally saying, "Enough."

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.

If you're not operating on an instinctive level, you're not an artist.... Reason over emotion is bullshit, absolute bullshit... We suffocate ourselves in rules. I find fantasy liberating.

This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out.

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they be mad at that?

There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. Don't wait for people to give you permission to live, because they won't.

You are right to be wary. There is much bullshit. Be wary of me too, because I may be wrong. Make up your own mind after you evaluate all the evidence and the logic.