1.
I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.
Cheshire Cat
2.
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!
Cheshire Cat
3.
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!
Cheshire Cat
4.
The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?
Cheshire Cat
5.
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
Cheshire Cat
6.
Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!
Cheshire Cat
7.
The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.
Cheshire Cat
8.
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.
Cheshire Cat
9.
Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!
Cheshire Cat
10.
To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.
Cheshire Cat
11.
Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.
Cheshire Cat
12.
I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.
Cheshire Cat
13.
The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.
Cheshire Cat
14.
If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.
Cheshire Cat
15.
That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.
Cheshire Cat