Cows Quotes

To my utter astonishment I saw an airship descending over my cow lot. It was occupied by six of the strangest beings I ever saw. They were jabbering together, but we could not understand a word they said.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.

Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There’s no wild cows.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful.

Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not.

"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Feeling insignificant because the universe is large has exactly the same logic as feeling inadequate for not being a cow.

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

Despotic governments can stand 'moral force' till the cows come home; what they fear is physical force.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

We have no leadership. They rule by herd. Nobody is in charge. It reminds me of a bunch of cows.

What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country.

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers as you had cows?

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

Every great team that I've been on, the offensive linemen was the bell cows of the whole team.

"You are what you eat." Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.

One Cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews in Poland

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

Of all political sacred-cows, education is the most sacred and the most cow-like.

Fish farming, even with conventional techniques, changes fish within a few generations from an animal like a wild buffalo or a wildebeest to the equivalent of a domestic cow.

A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

I'm not here to say I don't eat vegetables - I do, a lot of them - but, from a soil perspective, they're actually more costly than a cow grazing on grass.

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

The key to success is to find a way to stand out--to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins.