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Dating Quotes

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It seems to me that I have always existed and that I possess memories that date back to the Pharaohs.
Gustave Flaubert

Authors on Dating Quotes: Greg Behrendt Henry Cloud Dov Davidoff Dane Cook Richelle Mead Cassandra Clare Taylor Swift Rodney Dangerfield P. J. O'Rourke Chelsea Handler Lena Dunham Linda Sunshine Garry Shandling Laurell K. Hamilton Marilyn Suzanne Miller Anna Kournikova Lauren Conrad Sherrilyn Kenyon Phyllis Diller Amy Webb Whitney Port Patti Stanger Jay Leno Jerry Hall Sheryl Sandberg Joshua Harris Jennifer Love Hewitt Maggie Stiefvater Elizabeth Berg Bob Dylan Nicholas Sparks Tina Fey Janet Evanovich
2.
Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.
Marilyn Monroe

3.
In a dating and courtship relationship, I would not have you spend five minutes with someone who belittles you, one who is constantly critical of you, one who is cruel at your expense and may even call it humor. Life is tough enough without the person who is supposed to love you leading the assault on your self-esteem, your sense of dignity, your confidence, and your joy. In this person's care, you deserve to feel physically safe and emotionally secure.
Jeffrey R. Holland

4.
I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.
Daniel Tosh

5.
To Kiss : An attempt to absorb the essence of the other person.
Giacomo Casanova

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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
Orlando Bloom

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We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?
Cassandra Clare

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Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
Hugh Mackay

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Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you're settling.
Andre Breton

10.
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
Conan O'Brien

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It's not that I find it hard to meet girls - they do come up and chat me up from time to time. Sometimes I'm interested, I tend not to go for the prettier ones. I prefer the quirkier types.
Rupert Grint

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We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
Betty Dodson

13.
You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
Norm MacDonald

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I've learned that I don't want to be as open or public about relationships anymore. In my first relationship, I thought I could hold on to the normalcy of just being like "Yeah, we're dating," just like if it were high school and I was telling my friends. But in high school, there aren't articles written everywhere when you break up and you don't have everyone in the school coming up to you and asking what happened or sharing their opinion with you. It didn't feel like ours anymore, it felt like everybody else's.
Camila Cabello

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It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.
Andy Samberg

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I counted myself so plain, so poorly made, that no honest love could come to me.
Elizabeth Proctor

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Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
Garry Shandling

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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
Garry Shandling

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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'
John Lennon

20.
Good design doesn't date.
Harry Seidler

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A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.
Greta Scacchi

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I'm not saying dating is sinful, and I'm not saying a guy and a girl should never spend time alone together. I'm saying let's wait until we can be purposeful, so there's a reason behind our relationship, and we're not just stirring up passion for the sake of a good time.
Joshua Harris

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Platonic friendship-the interval between the introduction and the first kiss.
Sophie Irene Loeb

24.
Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out you’re dating Robert Pattinson, you’re screwed.
Stana Katic

25.
I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.
Kristin Davis

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I don't want to be one of those 40-something guys in L.A. still dating, still going out to clubs and chasing 21-year-olds. It's not a good look.
Jesse Metcalfe

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Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Alfred Armand Montapert

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If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.
Greg Behrendt

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I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.
Anthony Jeselnik

30.
This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.
Paul Heyman

31.
When you're looking for someone, you're looking for some aspect of yourself, even if you don't know it ... What we're searching for is what we lack.
Sam Shepard

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How we lie to ourselves when we've fallen in love with the wrong man.
Julia Alvarez

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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney Dangerfield

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I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
Gilbert Gottfried

35.
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.
Kanye West

36.
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.
Greg Behrendt

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The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.
Tim Berners-Lee

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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
Judy Tenuta

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It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
James Levine

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Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
Vanessa Hudgens

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However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
Francesca Annis

42.
I'm dating a girl who's pretty levelheaded. She's a nurse. She's a real, normal girl. Which is what I need because my life isn't normal.
Kenny Chesney

43.
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy

44.
Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

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You are confronted with abysses of time that are, in a way, unfathomable. You see a painting in charcoal of raindeer and it was left unfinished and somebody else finished it. But through radio carbon dating we know that the next one completed the painting 5,000 years later. You're just blown away by the notion of passage of time. We have no relationship to that kind of depth of time.
Werner Herzog

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Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone who is willing to date so many people in one person.
Elif Safak

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Online dating is cool but I think Myspace and Facebook is a little bit off key.
Tom Hardy

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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
Martha Beck

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Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.
Patti LuPone

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When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.
Eiji Yoshikawa