1.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Lewis Grizzard
Summon a dog and it will do whatever it takes to reach you. Dogs are motivated by approval. Summon a cat, however, and its response is more likely to be 'What's the benefit for me?'
2.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a marathon; you can only see what lies ahead if you are in the lead.
3.
If you hear the dogs, keep going. If you see the torches in the woods, keep going. If there's shouting after you, keep going. Don't ever stop. Keep going. If you want a taste of freedom, keep going.
Harriet Tubman
If you can hear the hounds, keep moving. If you discern the flames in the thicket, keep advancing. If someone is vociferating after you, continue onward. Never give up. Persist. If you desire a morsel of liberation, never cease your progress.
4.
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.
Konrad Lorenz
The loyalty of a canine is an invaluable blessing necessitating no less stringent ethical obligations than the bond between two people.
5.
Sometimes, if you're lucky, someone comes into your life who'll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who's tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones.
Snoop Dogg
6.
If you build an army of 100 lions and their leader is a dog,
in any fight,
the lions will die like a dog.
But if you build an army of 100 dogs and their leader is a lion,
all dogs will fight as a lion
Napoleon Bonaparte
7.
The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be.
Konrad Lorenz
The connection between a dog and its owner is as perpetual as any relationship on this planet.
8.
Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most.
Sitting Bull
'Within me resides a ceaseless battle between two adversaries. The one I nurture will always be triumphant.'
9.
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
Immanuel Kant
We can gauge the character of a person by how they treat animals.
10.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
Winston Churchill
You will never achieve your goal if you pause to address every obstacle.
11.
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
You treat me shabbily and you count on me to grin? You bring to mind a buffoon.
12.
One had better die fighting against injustice than die like a dog or a rat in a trap.
Ida B. Wells
One is better off expiring in the struggle against wrong than perishing like a caged animal.
13.
Lower your gaze because you become less of a human every time you stare at a woman and you stare at her like she's a piece of meat, like she's an animal. That just means you've lost respect for a fellow human being. You're looking at her like an ape looks at a female ape, like a dog looks at a female dog.That's all, you've turned into an animal. Regain your humanity. Lower your gaze.
Nouman Ali Khan
14.
A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.
George Bernard Shaw
15.
This soldier,
I realized,
must have had friends at home and in his regiment;
yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog.
I looked on,
unmoved,
at battles which decided the future of nations.
Tearless,
I had given orders which brought death to thousands.
Yet here I was stirred,
profoundly stirred,
stirred to tears.
And by what? By the grief of one dog.
Napoleon Bonaparte,
on finding a dog beside the body of his dead master,
licking his face and howling,
on a moonlit field after a battle.
Napoleon was haunted by this scene until his own death.
Napoleon Bonaparte
16.
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
John Calvin
I would be a craven if I observed that God's verity is assailed and yet stayed quiet.
17.
I felt that one had better die fighting against injustice than to die like a dog or rat in a trap. I had already determined to sell my life as dearly as possible if attacked. I felt if I could take one lyncher with me, this would even up the score a little bit.
Ida B. Wells
18.
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"
Anthony Griffin
After a week of dutifully scooping after your pup, you've got to wonder, "Who truly holds the reins in this bond?"
19.
Because of the dog's joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift. It is not the least reason why we should honor as well as love the dog of our own life, and the dog down the street, and all the dogs not yet born. What would the world be like without music or rivers or the green and tender grass? What would this world be like without dogs?
Mary Oliver
20.
When you run after your thoughts, you are like a dog chasing a stick: every time a stick is thrown, you run after it. Instead, be like a lion who, rather than chasing after the stick, turns to face the thrower. One only throws a stick at a lion once.
Milarepa
21.
The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog...
How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?
DMX
The serpent, the rodent, the feline, the pooch...
How could you discern them if you exist in obscurity?
22.
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
Jay Leno
A recent poll has uncovered that 90% of males state their beloved is likewise their closest companion. This is somewhat alarming when one considers that man's most faithful comrade is his canine.
23.
Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.
Sri Aurobindo
Existence is existence - no distinction between a creature of the land, sea, or air. Any notion of disparity is solely derived from humanity to serve its own interests.
24.
If you can sit quietly after difficult news; if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm; if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic places without a twinge of jealousy; if you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate; you can fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill; if you can always find contentment just where you are: you are probably a dog.
Jack Kornfield
25.
So whether you do your first downward dog at 14 or 44, it’s not your history but your presence on your mat that counts.
K. Pattabhi Jois
'Hence, it does not matter if you start yoga at an early age or later in life, what matters is your presence on the mat.'
26.
Any woman who does not thoroughly enjoy tramping across the country on a clear frosty morning with a good gun and a pair of dogs does not know how to enjoy life.
Annie Oakley
Any female who does not completely relish perambulating through the countryside on a crisp, chilly morning with an excellent firearm and a brace of hounds does not comprehend how to savor existence.
27.
Since every school in India teaches English, why can't it be our link language? Why do Tamils have to study English for communication with the world and Hindi for communications within India? Do we need a big door for the big dog and a small door for the small dog? I say, let the small dog use the big door too!
C. N. Annadurai
28.
A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men,
though he is needed as vultures are needed,
but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble.
I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty,
dull,
almost witless,
crafty or stupid,
an oppressor or a thief,
a holder of little authority in which he delights,
as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog.
Who can trust such creatures?
Marcus Tullius Cicero
29.
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog
Konrad Lorenz
'No loyalty on Earth surpasses that of a devoted canine companion.'
30.
Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.
Anne Lamott
Dogs embody a celestial adoration that transcends our finite lifespans.
31.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Sigmund Freud
Dogs show loyalty and hostility towards those they deem worthy, unlike humans who cannot differentiate between attraction and animosity.
32.
The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.
Konrad Lorenz
The steadfastness of a canine is an invaluable blessing.
33.
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?
Oskar Schindler
If you observed a canine about to be flattened by an automobile, wouldn't you intervene?
34.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
Niall Horan
If a man whistles at you, don't look back. You are an individual of refinement, not an animal.
35.
I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry and unhappy like we do. I feel very deeply about vegetarianism and the animal kingdom. It was my dog Boycott who led me to question the right of humans to eat other sentient beings.
Cesar Chavez
36.
When the dog is repeatedly teased with the sight of objects inducing salivary secretion from a distance, the reaction of the salivary glands grows weaker and weaker and finally drops to zero.
Ivan Pavlov
When the canine is incessantly tormented with external stimuli that incite salivation from afar, the reaction of its salivary glands diminishes until it reaches a state of inertness.
37.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
'Canines are not our sole existence, but they bring completion to our lives.'
38.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
The regular canine is more amiable than the typical human.
39.
I always call niggas fools for wanting to learn the hard way. When I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em. When the blinds leading the blind. You can't reach 'em. If niggas ain't as hungry as you then why feed 'em? Niggas ain't tryna be lead then why lead 'em? Having big problems with your dogs, why breed em?
Joe Budden
40.
Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.
Mark Twain
41.
Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.
George Carlin
Your pup worships you. Your feline regards the canine with contempt.
42.
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France
Until one has cherished an animal a portion of one's spirit remains dormant.
43.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
A canine is the only creature on earth that cherishes you more than you cherish yourself.
44.
Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame.
Konrad Lorenz
I am embarrassed to recognize that my canine companion has more affection for me than I do for him.
45.
The racist dog policemen must withdraw immediately from our communities, cease their wanton murder and brutality and torture of black people, or face the wrath of the armed people.
Huey Newton
The bigoted law enforcement officers must instantly vacate our neighborhoods, put an end to their senseless murder and abuse of African Americans, or be prepared for the fury of the armed populace.
46.
So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.
Swami Vivekananda
As long as there is even one canine in my nation that goes hungry, my faith will be to provide sustenance.
47.
The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.
Frederick The Great
The more I observe humanity, the fonder I become of my canine companion.
48.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. I hold that the more helpless a creature the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of humankind.
Mahatma Gandhi
49.
You win over people just like you win over a dog. You see a dog passing down the street with an old bone in his mouth. You don't grab the bone from him and tell him it's not good for him. He'll growl at you. It's the only thing he has. But you throw a big fat lamb chop in front of him, and he's going to drop that bone and pick up the lamb chop, his tail wagging to beat the band. And you've got a friend. Instead of going around grabbing bones from people... I'm going to throw them some lamb chops. Something with real meat and life in it. I'm going to tell them about New Beginnings.
David Wilkerson
50.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Saint Patrick
Beware of leaving edibles in the care of canines.