1.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Lewis Grizzard
2.
No, most of our political elite has not realized that the world is flat.
Thomas Friedman
3.
Common sense is that which tells us the world is flat.
Stuart Chase
5.
TAKE HEART TO FLAT OUT DECIDE TO BE WELL AND STRIDE INTO THE FUTURE, SANE AND
WHOLE
Toni Cade Bambara
6.
Hold material goods and wealth on a flat palm and not in a clenched fist.
Alistair Begg
7.
Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
W. S. Gilbert
8.
Oh, wouldn't the world seem dull and flat with nothing whatever to grumble at?
W. S. Gilbert
9.
It is dreadful how I miss you, and everything that everybody says seems flat and stupid.
Vita Sackville-West
10.
Isn't your life extremely flat,With nothing to grumble at?
W. S. Gilbert
11.
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
G. Gordon Liddy
12.
Sometimes God has to put us flat on our back before we are looking up to Him.
Jack Graham
13.
The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people.
John Entwistle
14.
It is hard for a flat thing to understand a round one.
Arthur Dove
15.
I never wore flats: The higher the shoe, the better.
Patti Hansen
16.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Robert De Niro
17.
It is no achievement to walk a tightrope laid flat on the floor.
Ray Kroc
18.
Flat or round, there has always been hate in the world.
Tanith Lee
19.
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know... wall.
D. J. MacHale
20.
Up come a flat top, he was movin' up with me.
Chuck Berry
23.
I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats.
Rachel McAdams
24.
Wear flats. You're short. It's much cooler not to pretend.
Alber Elbaz
25.
I have found a flat on Merseyside and am settling down here. If I can keep playing and get back to full match fitness, I know I have a lot to offer still.
David Ginola
26.
I'm very aware when I'm speaking to the English of how flat my Mid-Atlantic American voice is.
Martin Cruz Smith
27.
I wrote each book in thirty-five days flat - just to get the darned thing finished.
Alistair Maclean
28.
How flat all sounds are at the seaside, flat and yet emphatic, like the sound of gunshots heard at a distance.
John Banville
29.
Earth you know is round but seems flat. // You can't trust / your senses.
Frank Bidart
30.
Pardon, gentles all, the flat unraised spirits that have dared on this unworthy scaffold to bring forth so great an object.
William Shakespeare
31.
I think much sociopolitical art delivers truisms that are quite flat.
Harland Miller
32.
Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
Bill Murray
33.
I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them.
Mariah Carey
34.
Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?
Mike Rowe
35.
I don’t want money. What the hell’s money good for? You can’t drive it and you can’t eat it and it won’t even fix a flat.
Pat Frank
36.
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
Victor Borge
38.
Everyone has something wrong. And for a while, her heart just sort of flat lined.
Chuck Palahniuk
39.
By 17, I was modeling and had bought myself a flat. I've always tried to be self-sufficient.
Sadie Frost
40.
There's always this sense of incredulity that writers feel, because they're usually living flat and ordinary lives, because they have to.
Doris Lessing
41.
Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
Mark Twain
42.
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.
Paul Reubens
43.
Wisdom is known only by contrasting it with folly; by shadow only we perceive that all visible objects are not flat. Yet Philanthropos would abolish evil!
Ambrose Bierce
44.
I can't concentrate in flats. I could go to the gym if I wore flats, I'd love to go to the gym, but I just can't get my head around the footwear.
Victoria Beckham
45.
I was this flat-chested, big-footed, lanky thing.
Lauren Bacall
46.
I have a flat in Paris and go there a lot, but the Eurostar's much more civilised than flying.
Michael Bond
47.
I'm all about a flat shoe. It takes a lot to get me into a heel!
Rachael Taylor
48.
You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.
Dylan Moran
49.
I never thought I would ever say this . . . but I'm wearing flats today.
Kim Kardashian