Funny Best Friend Quotes

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

No friendship is an accident.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate