1.
We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.
George Farquhar
2.
There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.
George Farquhar
3.
A good husband makes a good wife at any time.
George Farquhar
4.
Women never really command until they have given their promise to obey; and they are never in more danger of being made slaves than when the men are at their feet.
George Farquhar
5.
Those who know the least obey the best.
George Farquhar
6.
Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance, she's still virtuous; that's a maxim.
George Farquhar
7.
Charming women can true converts make, We love the precepts for the teacher's sake.
George Farquhar
8.
Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.
George Farquhar
9.
Captain is a good travelling name and so I take it.
George Farquhar
10.
'Twas for the good of my country that I should be abroad. Anything for the good of one's country-I'm a Roman for that.
George Farquhar
11.
Necessity, the mother of invention.
George Farquhar
12.
Crimes, like virtues, are their own rewards.
George Farquhar
13.
Our sex still strikes an awe upon the brave,
And only cowards dare affront a woman.
George Farquhar
14.
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
George Farquhar
15.
Courage, the highest gift, that scorns to bend To mean devices for a sordid end. Courage--an independent spark from Heaven's bright throne, By which the soul stands raised, triumphant high, alone. Great in itself, not praises of the crowd, Above all vice, it stoops not to be proud. Courage, the mighty attribute of powers above, By which those great in war, are great in love. The spring of all brave acts is seated here, As falsehoods draw their sordid birth from fear.
George Farquhar
16.
Tis the greatest misfortune in nature for a woman to want a confidant.
George Farquhar
17.
Poetry's a mere drug, Sir.
George Farquhar
18.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
George Farquhar
19.
I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.
George Farquhar
20.
Like hungry guests, a sitting audience looks / Plays are like suppers; poets are the cooks / The founder's you; the table is this place / The carvers we; the prologue is the grace / Each act a course, each scene, a different dish.
George Farquhar
21.
The shortest pleasures are the sweetest.
George Farquhar
22.
Money is the sinews of love, as of war.
George Farquhar
23.
Vivutur ingenio, that damn'd motto there Seduced me first to me a wicked player.
George Farquhar
24.
Spite of all modesty, a man must own a pleasure in the hearing of his praise.
George Farquhar
25.
False love is only blinder.
George Farquhar
26.
One may like the love and despise the lover.
George Farquhar
27.
Women are like pictures: of no value in the hands of a fool till he hears men of sense bid high for the purchase.
George Farquhar
28.
It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.
George Farquhar
29.
I hate all that don't love me, and slight all that do.
George Farquhar
30.
Sir, you shall taste my Anno Domini.
George Farquhar
31.
No woman can be a beauty without a fortune.
George Farquhar
32.
How a little love and good company improves a woman.
George Farquhar
33.
Aimwell: Then you understand Latin, Mr. Bonniface? Bonniface: Not I, Sir, as the saying is, but he talks it so very fast that I'm sure it must be good.
George Farquhar
34.
'Tis a strange thing, Sam, that among us people can't agree the whole week, because they go different ways upon Sundays.
George Farquhar
35.
Hanging and marriage, you know, go by destiny.
George Farquhar
36.
Since a woman must wear chains, I would have the pleasure of hearing 'em rattle a little.
George Farquhar
37.
Tis a question whether adversity or prosperity makes the most poets.
George Farquhar
38.
Do you think a woman's silence can be natural?
George Farquhar