Handbags Quotes

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

When I want to treat myself, I will almost always get myself a new handbag.

I'm a big handbag lover and will always have one with me.

When it comes to doing my job, I keep my ego in my handbag.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

If the handbag could think, it would have a terrific inferiority feeling, because, not having been bought, it would feel useless.

I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than with 400 strangers at a club who are all doing the up-and-down inspection thing. They appraise everybody from head to toe - the outfit, the handbag, the shoes, how much they weigh... I can't stand it!

I always carry multipurpose products in my handbag.

Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands. My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap somebody.

I am old enough to know that time passing is just a trick, a convenience. Everything is always there, still unfolding, still happening. The past, the present, and the future, in the noggin eternally, like brushes, combs and ribbons in a handbag.

Elizabeth Taylor was never told what to wear or paid to carry a certain handbag.

I'm very organised these days, and I keep my life in my handbag, like most women.

I plan to send my liver somewhere in France, to protest foie gras (liver pate) ... I plan to have handbags made from my skin ... and an umbrella stand made from my seat.

If Gucci handbags were still in fashion Greenaway would carry his scripts in them.

I love hats, shoes, outfits, handbags, and ethnic jewelery.

You can't wield a handbag from an empty chair.

Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.

I am from the working class. I am now what I was then. No amount of balsamic vinegar and Prada handbags could make me forget what it was like to be poor.

Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.

Living in the modern world, clothed and muffled, forced to convey our sense of our bodies in terms of remote symbols like walking sticks and umbrellas and handbags, it is easy to lose sight of the immediacy of the human body plan.

I also carry a clear-and-rose-quartz chakra wand in my handbag.

I do most of my reading on the train ride to and from work. But I always have a book in my handbag so that I can read at any time, anywhere.

There's a very small percentage of people that take limos to school and have $2000 handbags - no one in my high school had that!

She cannot see an institution without hitting it with her handbag.