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Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
Helen Nielsen
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A worried man could borrow a lot of trouble with practically no collateral.
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Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.
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Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.
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It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.
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When ignorance mobilizes, it's always the free minds it destroys first.
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Silence can be the worst ridicule.
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There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.
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When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.
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I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.
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there was nothing like necessity to supply a lack of nerve.
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All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.
Helen Nielsen