Helen Nielsen Quotes

Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.

A worried man could borrow a lot of trouble with practically no collateral.

Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.

Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.

It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.

When ignorance mobilizes, it's always the free minds it destroys first.

Silence can be the worst ridicule.

There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.

there was nothing like necessity to supply a lack of nerve.

All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.