Jockeys Quotes

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.

Also, of course, I need my Dove soap. Of course I need my cocoa butter. I need my Listerine. I need the white Jockey tees. They are really soft and comfortable.

I hope to be remembered as a very good jockey.

A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it.

When a jockey retires, he just becomes another little man

Even the disc jockeys are saying, if I play your record, I made you. You got to play for me free.

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey.

I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer

I wanted to be a jockey.

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

DJs used to be American heroes. No more. Today, being a disk jockey is generally regarded as being slightly more respectable than snatching purses for a living, or robbing graves.

Falsehood is the jockey of misfortune.

I just can't - I can't exist in normal group situations. A classroom, where you have to sort of jockey for position, compete for attention - I would just withdraw.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn.

I'm lucky because I have an athlete between my legs.

I wanted to be a jockey. I'm serious. First time I got on a horse, I loved it. That's what I wanted to be, but my dad asked me to start performing with my family.

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

Sometimes you buy the horse, sometimes you invest in the jockey. It really comes down to the actual business and the upside.

Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.

I was young and fearless in those days, but always enjoyed riding at Cartmel. They used to call me 'Cartmellor', probably because I kept coming back on a stretcher.