1.
I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.
Arrigo Sacchi
2.
Also, of course, I need my Dove soap. Of course I need my cocoa butter. I need my Listerine. I need the white Jockey tees. They are really soft and comfortable.
DJ Khaled
4.
A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it.
Dick Francis
5.
When a jockey retires, he just becomes another little man
Eddie Arcaro
6.
Even the disc jockeys are saying, if I play your record, I made you. You got to play for me free.
Buddy Guy
7.
I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey.
Edgar Degas
8.
I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.
Shelley Winters
10.
I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer
Leon Uris
11.
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
Bill Cosby
12.
I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.
Michael Chiklis
14.
DJs used to be American heroes. No more. Today, being a disk jockey is generally regarded as being slightly more respectable than snatching purses for a living, or robbing graves.
Larry Lujack
15.
I just can't - I can't exist in normal group situations. A classroom, where you have to sort of jockey for position, compete for attention - I would just withdraw.
Jesse Eisenberg
16.
All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
Paul Merton
17.
I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn.
Gilbert Harding
18.
I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.
Calvin Trillin
19.
Sometimes you buy the horse, sometimes you invest in the jockey. It really comes down to the actual business and the upside.
Mark Cuban
20.
Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.
Solomon Northup
21.
I was young and fearless in those days, but always enjoyed riding at Cartmel. They used to call me 'Cartmellor', probably because I kept coming back on a stretcher.
Stan Mellor
22.
I'm lucky because I have an athlete between my legs.
Willie Carson
23.
I wanted to be a jockey. I'm serious. First time I got on a horse, I loved it. That's what I wanted to be, but my dad asked me to start performing with my family.
Janet Jackson
24.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Sid Waddell