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American actress and singer, Birth: 23-5-1958
1.
What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
Lea DeLaria

2.
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Lea DeLaria

3.
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
Lea DeLaria

4.
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'
Lea DeLaria

5.
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
Lea DeLaria

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6.
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.
Lea DeLaria

7.
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.
Lea DeLaria

8.
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!
Lea DeLaria

Quote Topics by Lea DeLaria: Girl Men Ideas Dykes Nice Trying Emotion Mystery Gay Years Flirting Easter Bigs Believe People Black Mother Important World Ridiculous Understand Me Vegas Choices Responsibility Want Mean Gun Break Enough Hero
9.
Learn all the rules... then break them.
Lea DeLaria

10.
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
Lea DeLaria

11.
My idea as far as comedy goes has always been to push the limits of what's acceptable for a woman to do or say or be. My hero in that would be Lenny Bruce, who teaches us that words have no meaning. It's the intent behind them that is what's important.
Lea DeLaria

12.
It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.
Lea DeLaria

13.
Guns don't kill, people do.
Lea DeLaria

14.
Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke!
Lea DeLaria

15.
Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
Lea DeLaria