1.
If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world
Mick Foley
2.
On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?
Mick Foley
3.
A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.
Mick Foley
4.
I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.
Mick Foley
5.
I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.
Mick Foley
6.
Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!
Mick Foley
7.
A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.
Mick Foley
8.
Destruction CAN be beautiful!
Mick Foley
9.
Shut your role and know your mouth.
Mick Foley
10.
I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.
Mick Foley
11.
If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion
Mick Foley
12.
I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.
Mick Foley
13.
I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.
Mick Foley
14.
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.
Mick Foley
15.
This is for all the little Stingers
Mick Foley
16.
Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.
Mick Foley
17.
Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.
Mick Foley
18.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Mick Foley
19.
We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.
Mick Foley
