1.
There's a woman protecting herself from the sun with a carousel.
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2.
Back in the day when I played, a pitcher had 3 pitches: a fastball, a curveball, a slider, a changeup and a good sinker pitch.
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3.
It's Mother's Day, so a big 'Happy Birthday' to all you mothers out there!
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4.
Things are not always as they appear to be as.
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5.
Whenever I think of Milwaukee, I think of the American League. Hmm, Boston, Atlanta, weren't they the Browns, too?
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6.
Don't bite off your head to spite your nose.
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7.
The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen.
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8.
Everybody in St. Louis, every kid in St. Louis, wanted to be Stan Musial. He was the best.
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9.
I've heard it said that if you know English, Spanish, Italian, and I think it's French, you can go just about anywhere in this world...except for China where they have all those derelicts.
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10.
Sometimes when you feel the urge, you've just gotta go.
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11.
Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer.
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