1.
It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
2.
The missiles come first, and the justifications come second.
E. P. Thompson
3.
I went to Israel when the missiles were falling there.
David Dinkins
4.
You should be a missile and go and destroy your opponent.
Carlson Gracie
5.
North Korea threatened to launch a missile at South Korea. North Korea backed down after South Korea threatened to launch a sequel to 'Gangnam Style.'
Conan O'Brien
6.
We are using missile defense to protect our civilians, and they're using their civilians to protect their missiles.
Benjamin Netanyahu
7.
Even when you sign a treaty like I think [Richard] Nixon did, the anti-ballistic missile treaty, George W. Bush reneged on it. He got out of. So any treaty can be withdrawn from.
Jerry Brown
9.
I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
Jon Stewart
10.
Something to remember, that: cats for missiles.
Mervyn Peake
11.
A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.
Ann Coulter
12.
Assign Yogi Berra to Cape Canaveral; he could handle any missile.
Marianne Moore
13.
It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.
Helen Nielsen