Mules Quotes

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.

In Tennessee where I grew up, there were animals, farms, wagons, mules.

Just swerve Golovkin like the plague. He punches like a mule. I don't need to be in with him. Dangerous fight.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.

I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.

The shelf was filled with books that were hard to read, that could devastate and remake one's soul, and that, when they were finished, had a kick like a mule.

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

When people are too comfortable, it is not possible to restrain them within the bounds of their duty? They may be compared to mules who, being accustomed to burdens, are spoilt by rest rather than labour.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir.

Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both.

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

In the world of mules there are no rules.

The government's like a mule, it's slow and it's sure; it's slow to turn, and it's sure to turn the way you don't want it.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.--Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,--loses horse and mule.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

I've been trying to get Mr. Finchem to lengthen 5 and 7 and 14 and 18 - and he's being a mule.

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.

God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.

You can't run a mule in the Kentucky Derby.

God has given me a mule-like stubbornness to stick with a difficult problem and the intuitive powers to conceptualize complex hypothetical situations in my mind.

I'm just a mule with blinders on, I can't help myself.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

Rand al'Thor is a mule-headed, stone-willed fool of a...a...a man!

There's nothing like a pack of mules to give one a sense of entourage.

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-" "It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.