Muppet Quotes

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

Doing the Muppet Show you forget about conventional filming.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

My favorite Muppet? Uh... Kermi -- no, Animal. Animal is my favorite now.

I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I started working.

I did Nancy Sinatra in Vegas a number of times, and then the Sinatra family, when we did Frankie and the Muppets. Big show in Vegas.

I was born in England - though both of my parents are American - and there's something about the 'Muppets' where they have this combination of English and American humor.

No one employed [ chaos] better than Jim Henson, by the way, on The Muppets. He had all these chicken Muppets that just brought in the most glorious chaos to whatever scene they were a part of.

I always wanted to be a Muppet.

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.

I think one of the great bits of The Muppet show is that it was set in a 19th century British theater and they live so nicely amongst that lovely old theater.