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American comedian and actor (b. 1918), Birth: 15-9-1918, Death: 2-10-2005
1.
Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?
Nipsey Russell

2.
The kids are saying 'Make Love, Not War', and I'm beginning to think they're right. For war costs millions of dollars a day, and love--just a few bucks a night!
Nipsey Russell

3.
If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!
Nipsey Russell

4.
I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.
Nipsey Russell

5.
When you a 'has-been', just think of where you HAS-BEEN.
Nipsey Russell

Similar Authors: Ronald Reagan George Carlin Jay Leno Bill Maher Will Rogers David Letterman Jon Stewart Bruce Lee Stephen Colbert Jimmy Fallon Craig Ferguson Mitch Hedberg Jim Gaffigan Rodney Dangerfield Ellen DeGeneres
6.
I start with the joke line and write backward.
Nipsey Russell