One Liner Quotes

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.

People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.

It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.

I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.

No one-liner can ever be optimal.

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.

Please don't stand up on my account.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.