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One Liner Quotes

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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Richard Pryor

Authors on One Liner Quotes: Bob Hope Stephen Jay Gould Kate Clinton Ras Kass John Krasinski Charles Jencks Lauren Hutton Robin Williams Tim Vine Boy George Geraldine Ferraro Rowan Atkinson Richard Pryor Brad Williams Jamie Bell Sylvia Day Richard Rohr Jay Mohr Jack Cafferty Robert A. Heinlein Warren Buffett Jeb Bush
2.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope

3.
The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.
Richard Rohr

4.
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
Lauren Hutton

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I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.
Ras Kass

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A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.
Robert A. Heinlein

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There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.
Warren Buffett

8.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
Tim Vine

9.
A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.
Charles Jencks

10.
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
Sylvia Day

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People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.
Stephen Jay Gould

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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
Rowan Atkinson

13.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
Robin Williams

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I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.
Kate Clinton

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No one-liner can ever be optimal.
Stephen Jay Gould

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The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.
John Krasinski

17.
Please don't stand up on my account.
Bob Hope

18.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
Bob Hope

19.
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
Geraldine Ferraro

20.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Bob Hope

21.
I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.
Jamie Bell

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[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
Boy George

23.
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.
Jay Mohr

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I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
Brad Williams

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It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.
Jack Cafferty

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Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.
Jeb Bush