Oxymoron Quotes

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

A cautious creative is an oxymoron.

The concept of an inactive church member is an oxymoron. Biblically, no such church member really exists.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.

As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are 'lukewarm' are not Christians. We will not see them in heaven.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.

Bad leadership is an oxymoron.

Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.

So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'