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Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
Gail Sheehy
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The concept of an inactive church member is an oxymoron. Biblically, no such church member really exists.
Thom S. Rainer
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That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.
Jon Stewart
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The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.
Donald Trump
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As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are 'lukewarm' are not Christians. We will not see them in heaven.
Francis Chan
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An honest politician is an oxymoron.
Mark Twain
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I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.
Barbara Park
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I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.
Edith Konecky
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An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?
Johnny Carson
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I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.
Harold Bloom
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Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
Yogi Berra
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I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.
Joe Pantoliano
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The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.
Wilson Follett
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Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.
Peter Kreeft
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So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'
Jane Pratt
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A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
Joan Rivers