Pants Quotes

In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants for Deliverance.

You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.

Tailor your space to your needs. In one closet, I have upper and lower rods for skirts, pants and tops. The second is all shelves for bags and linens. In the third, there's just one rod for suits and dresses. To hang evening gowns, I use hooks on the ceiling.

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down.

Belts are only good for holding up your pants

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.