Pension Quotes

The do-it-yourself version of pensions is a flop, as many Americans have painfully learned.

Quite truthfully, I have no idea how much the pension is worth because I have never contemplated retiring.

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

I now consider the money I put into my pension to have been a mistake.

I'm 78, I'm on my pension in Ireland, and all that good stuff

I, like everybody else, have lost most of my pension plan in this economic crash. So I have to. I'm going to call it I Slept With Everyone On Television.

Pension never inriched young man. [Pension never enriched a young man.]

I mean, if President Reagan could be an actor and become a President, if Michael Douglas is your next choice, maybe I could become an actor. And I've got a good pension; I can work cheap, which is unusual around here.

You should see ballerinas' feet. They don't have nails. You see beauty, but it's unbelievable pain - with a 40-year pension! That's it, and then life is really finished.

I don't invest in the stock market, but I have pension funds - some in America and the UK.

The most important thing to understand about your pension is it only really counts on the day you put money in and the day you take money out.

No cuts to health , no cuts to education, no cuts to pensions.

Death is an endless retirement with a pension of nothingness.