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Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim
Julius Malema
Jacob Zuma constructed a two million rand aquatic facility, but none of the family members are familiar with swimming.
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It is at the bottom where we find grace; for like water, grace seeks the lowest place and there it pools up.
Richard Rohr
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I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.
Edith Sitwell
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The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!
Val Venis
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It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.
Hunter S. Thompson
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Every poet has a certain amount of "stuff." That's what you draw from for imagery. The more stuff you know well, not simply intellectually but sensually, emotionally, intimately, the wider the pool from which you draw.
Marge Piercy
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A life without change is not a life; it is a stagnant pool.
Alan Cohen
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Never underestimate the gullibility of large pools of money.
David F. Swensen
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Can there be a more lamentable picture than that of a Chancellor of the Exchequer seated on an empty chest by a pool of bottomless deficiency fishing for a budget?
Robert Peel
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Faith is a never-ending pool of clarity, reaching far beyond the margins of consciousness. We all know more than we know we know.
Thornton Wilder
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You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?
Miley Cyrus
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I generally wake up at 4:30, have breakfast No. 1, then get to the pool by 5 a.m.
Natalie Coughlin
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The world is indeed only a small tide pool; disturb one part and the rest is threatened.
Gregory Bateson
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I could float in the pool for hours, just letting the water carry me.
Jill Scott
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Words have weight, something once said cannot be unsaid. Meaning is like a stone dropped into a pool; the ripples will spread and you cannot know what back they wash against.
Philippa Gregory
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I finally had what I'd wantes all those years. Except now that I had it, i felt as empty as this unkempt pool I was dangling my legs into.
Khaled Hosseini
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The fact is that knowledge about the Constitution and the Court is not something that is handed down through the gene pool; every generation has to learn it. And I'm not sure the recent generations have done that good a job of learning about it.
Sandra Day O'Connor
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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
Bill Maher
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You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
Cody Lundin
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I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.
Jim Caviezel
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There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.
Will Forte
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Has feminism increased the pool of happy women?
Dennis Prager
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Liverpool is the pool of life, it makes to live.
Carl Jung
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The recollected go forth to lives of renunciation. They take no pleasure in a fixed abode. Like wild swans abandoning a pool, they leave one resting place after another.
Gautama Buddha
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Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool
Charlaine Harris
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There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
Demetri Martin
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I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.
Allen West
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I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
Bill Maher
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Well, I would say that I'm just drifting. Here in the pool.
Benjamin Day
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You have to jump into the pool before you know whether there's water in it.
Andrew Loog Oldham
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
L. M. Boyd
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Marc if you want me to go to the bottom of the pool, I'll go there.
Nancy O'Dell
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I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter
Jesse McCartney
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Gah, some chicks should be shot. Put out of everyone else's reproduction pool.
Karen Marie Moning
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How frail the human heart must be - a mirrored pool of thought.
Sylvia Plath
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It's also not unusual for writers to look backward. Because that's your pool of resources.
Paul McCartney
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A pool game mixes ritual with geometry.
Mary Karr
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Prayer enters the pool of God's love and widens outward.
Philip Yancey
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We can be creative and generate new breakthroughs, if we're willing to work with ideas from the pool of history - both distant and more recent - despite the potential for our experiments to fail.
Doug Dawson
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Opportunity is ever worth expecting; let your hood be ever hanging ready. The fish will be in the pool where you least imagine it to be.
Ovid
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When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.
Rudolf Wanderone
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Beavers bred in captivity, inhabiting a concrete pool, will, if given the timber, fatuously go through all the motions of damming an ancestral stream.
Evelyn Waugh
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Are the different species defined by paleontologists - Homo erectus, Homo neanderthalensis and ourselves, Homo sapiens - all part of the same gene pool or not?
Bryan Sykes
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Nothing, I believe, is so full of life under the microscope as a drop of water from a stagnant pool.
Agatha Christie
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I don't know what I'm really good at. I'm really good at sittin' by the pool. I have to work at that. I'm really bad at auditioning.
Alex O'Loughlin
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You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.
Justin Halpern