1.
Secularism is a religion, a religion that is understood. It has no mysteries, no mumblings, no priests, no ceremonies, no falsehoods, no miracles, and no persecutions.
Robert Green Ingersoll
Atheism is a creed, a belief that can be comprehended. It lacks secrets, no incantations, no clerics, no rituals, no lies, no wonders, and no oppressions.
2.
Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.
Aristotle Onassis
3.
Crown and cloth maken no priest, nor emperor's bishop with his words, but power that crist giveth; and thus by life have been priests known.
John Wycliffe
4.
Lincoln is theology, not historiology. He is a faith, he is a church, he is a religion, and he has his own priests and acolytes, most of whom have a vested interest in [him] and who are passionately opposed to anybody telling the truth about him.
Lerone Bennett, Jr.
5.
The [priest] was really my teacher, because I reacted against the things he told me.
Leopold Sedar Senghor
6.
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub.
John Hillaby
7.
If you want to lose your faith, make friends with a priest.
G. I. Gurdjieff
8.
A priest is he who lives solely in the realm of the invisible,
for whom all that is visible has only the truth of an allegory.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
9.
The pinafore of the child will be more than a match for the frock of the bishop and the surplice of the priest.
James Martineau
10.
It is time for pastors, priests and all true believers to come out of the closet and stand for truth against the flood of evil.
James Robison
11.
I would like the last of the kings to be strangled by the guts of the last priest.
Jean Meslier
13.
History is the open Bible: we historians are not priests to expound it infallibly: our function is to teach people to read it and to reflect upon it for themselves.
G. M. Trevelyan
15.
A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.
H. L. Mencken
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The writer, like a priest, must be exempted from secular labor. His work needs a frolic health; he must be at the top of his condition.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
21.
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God.
Patrick Rothfuss
22.
Painters are amongst the priests - worker priests of the cult of man - searching to understand but never know.
Brice Marden
23.
I always like to associate with a lot of priests because it makes me understand anti-clerical things so well.
Hilaire Belloc
25.
In old time we had treen chalices and golden priests, but now we have treen priests and golden chalices.
John Jewel
26.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
Ryan Stiles
27.
Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.
Erich Segal
28.
God can be good and terrible-not in succession-but at the same time. This is why we seek a mediator between us and him; we approach him through the mediating priest and attenuate and enclose him through the sacraments. It is for our own safety: to trap him within confines which render him safe.
Philip K. Dick
29.
Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.
Robert A. Heinlein
31.
Priests are often well-meaning people who haven't yet looked too thoroughly into comparative religion.
Robert Genn
33.
The only thing I oppose is persecuting of Eastern Orthodox priests and temples.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
34.
Great improvisers are like priests...
they are thinking only of their God
Stephane Grappelli
35.
I think art is sublimated libido. You can’t be a eunuch priest, and you can’t be a eunuch artist.
Anthony Burgess
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I am neither virgin nor priest enough to play with the inner life.
Jean-Paul Sartre
38.
Sensible men no longer belive in miracles; they were invented by priests to humbug the peasants.
Alfonso X of Castile
39.
Priests and conjurors are of the same trade.
Thomas Paine
40.
Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.
George Carlin
41.
I thought of the priest who'd told me that many religions hold that it is easier to be closely connected to people we love after death than before.
Elizabeth Berg
43.
Priests are no more necessary to religion than politicians are to patriotism.
John Haynes Holmes
44.
When I was in sixth grade, I wanted to become a priest.
Mike Krzyzewski
46.
Every man is a priest, even involuntarily; his conduct is an unspoken sermon, which is forever preaching to others.
Henri Frederic Amiel
48.
When you get to 15 and most of your teachers are priests, there's bound to be a conflict.
Ian Hart
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I hate that which we have decided to call realism, even though I have been made one of its high priests.
Gustave Flaubert