Rabies Quotes

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.

Eventually I fell asleep in the Rabies and Lycanthropy section. Woolsey bites on occasion, and I'm concerned.' - Magnus Bane

Some got rabies, some got fleas, some got incurable diseases from this cockamamie business.

Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.