Randy Quaid Quotes

When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.

I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.

I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.

My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to - to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge.

I love my brother. I miss my brother.

I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.

Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it's all designed to sell advertising space.

I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

I would never walk off any show.

I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out.

I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.

It's possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life.

It was real for me and that's all that matters.

If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?

I went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn't want to be tied down to a family.

I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been.

I've been racketeered on.

Acting's more of a business for me now.

What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal.