1.
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
Randy Savage
I'm the colossus of clout, far too delightful to be displeasing. I'm groovy like a primate. There are no bounds and outer space is my kingdom!
2.
Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness.
Randy Savage
Macho Madness is like a speck of dust in the vast expanse of the Sahara.
3.
Let me tell you now a man of my position can afford to look ridiculous at any time.
Randy Savage
I am in a position where I can permit myself to appear foolish at any time.
4.
You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!
Randy Savage
'You will devour my behind-thrusters and relish it! Ohhhh yeahhh!'
5.
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold!
Randy Savage
'A scorching conundrum, an icy enigma!'
6.
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour.
Randy Savage
I'm the pinnacle of strength, too delightful to be displeasing.
7.
Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!
Randy Savage
'The acme of excellence throughout all time! Woo hoo!'
8.
Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!
Randy Savage
Be prepared for anything in the realm of insanity!
9.
Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!
Randy Savage
'A reign as Intercontinental Champion of 10,000 years - Unprecedented!'
10.
I used to hate old-timers who didn't praise the younger wrestlers, but you've got to pass the torch sometime. If you're old, that torch gets too heavy for you and you can't carry it, so it won't do you any good.
Randy Savage
11.
All I care about is that people are being entertained. It's not about being the world champion [in wrestling], it's about exciting the people. If you walk away entertained, then I did my job, and that's all I care about.
Randy Savage
12.
The madness is runnin' wild!
Randy Savage
The chaos is running rampant!
13.
Snap into a Slim Jim!
Randy Savage
Tear into a Slim Jim!
14.
Yeah what were you doing at Wrestlemania? Ohhhh yeeeeah I'd like to know. You weren't there to gloat were you? No I guess you weren't.
Randy Savage
"Yeah what were you doing at Wrestlemania? Ohhhh yeeeeah I'd like to know. You weren't there to boast were you? No I guess you weren't."
15.
We're in space and space is the place!
Randy Savage
'Exploring the vast unknown is our cosmic mission!'
16.
Wrestling is a fraternity, and the boys will work their butts off for you as long as you respect them and don't lie. You can't anyone walk all over you or everybody will walk all over you.
Randy Savage
Wrestling is a brotherhood, and the athletes will strive to their utmost for you as long as you show them deference and are honest. You can't let anybody take advantage of you or everyone will take advantage of you.
17.
I've been in the danger zone
Randy Savage
I've been in peril.
18.
The match the whole world, Jupiter, Saturn , Venus... Or anywhere else is waiting for.
Randy Savage
19.
Just because someone acts a certain way on TV, that doesn't mean he's like that in real life.
Randy Savage
20.
What can I say about this move? Nothing so I won't.
Randy Savage
21.
There are no tough guys in wrestling.
Randy Savage
22.
Being a wrestler is like walking on the treadmill of life. You get off it and it just keeps going.
Randy Savage
23.
What a great way to see all of our legacies live on, through the video games.
Randy Savage
24.
From wrestling to my hip-hop thing, I've just been able to do so much and meet so many crazy characters.
Randy Savage
25.
Every sport has its own cast of characters.
Randy Savage
26.
I've been loving music all my life.
Randy Savage
