Room Service Quotes

Oh, we've had our share of hotels bein' smashed and all, but that was a long time ago. You get lousy room service... I mean, there's no use throwin' a TV set out the window for the sake of throwin' a TV set out the window. But if you get a lousy picture then you have an excuse

Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food.

I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

He was feeling buoyant, flexible. He wanted to go jogging. He stood. He couldn't go jogging. He called room service and ordered a basket of breads and pastries.

I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service.

I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

You eat the room service employees every time?” Denise asked, shocked. “Of course. But don’t fret on their behalf. I always tip well.

As a model, it's a gypsy kind of life: living in hotels, working all the time, ordering room service instead of cooking for yourself. There's absolutely no nest-building.