1.
I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.
Joe Gold
2.
Call me the rap assassinator / rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger
Raekwon
3.
In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted Kennedy.
Michael Kinsley
4.
My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
Billy Wilder
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In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.
James Garner
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Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.
Clive James
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I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.
Pablo Francisco
8.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie.
Peter Stormare
10.
I learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, that it's O.K. to be pluggish.
Dave Pelzer
11.
I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?
Bill Maher
12.
I was an 80's/90's baby so you went to the movie theater every weekend and there was one on, whether it was Stallone, Van Damme, Seagal or Schwarzenegger himself.
Channing Tatum
13.
"Moderate" Republicans such as Arnold Schwarzenegger like to boast that they're fiscal conservatives and social liberals. But the social liberalism always ends up burying the fiscal conservatism.
Mark Steyn
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[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
Boy George
15.
What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel!
Linda Hunt
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired billionaire Warren Buffett as his senior economic advisor. And not to be outdone Gary Coleman announced his senior economic adviser will be Thurston Howell the Third.
Conan O'Brien
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Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in and hauled them both away.
David Letterman
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One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.
Craig Kilborn
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Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.
David Letterman
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for governor.
Conan O'Brien