Scotch Quotes

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage fired a towel at the male. "Just pointing out your beer gut's gone." It was a Scotch pot. And I don't miss it.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen.

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

We are here a nation, composed of the most heterogeneous elements-Protestants and Catholics, English, French, German, Irish, Scotch, every one, let it be remembered, with his traditions, with his prejudices. In each of these conflicting antagonistic elements, however, there is a common spot of patriotism, and the only true policy is that which reaches that common patriotism and makes it vibrate in all toward common ends and common aspirations.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to Baptist churches and prefer bourbon to Scotch are likely to be Southerners.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

The best blended Scotch in the history of the world - which was also the favourite drink of the Iraqi Baath Party, as it still is of the Palestinian Authority and the Libyan dictatorship and large branches of the Saudi Arabian royal family - is Johnnie Walker Black. Breakfast of champions, accept no substitute.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

The Irish are hearty, the Scotch plausible, the French polite, the Germans good-natured, the Italians courtly, the Spaniards reserved and decorous - the English alone seem to exist in taking and giving offense.

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

The Yankee: In acuteness and perseverance, he resembles the Scotch. In frugal neatness, he resembles the Dutch. But in truth, a Yankee is nothing else on earth but himself.

If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."

The Scotch catechism says that man's chief end is 'to glorify God and enjoy Him forever.' But we shall then know that these are the same thing. Fully to enjoy is to glorify. In commanding us to glorify Him, God is inviting us to enjoy Him.

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.

I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I'm very handy to have around. But all that actors really need is a bare stage. Lighting is just one of the luxuries of the theater.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.