Sober Quotes

The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.

Work is my hobby, staying sober is my job.

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts

Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the be.

I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.

The second, sober thought of the people is seldom wrong, and always efficient.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love.

Why should I be sober when God is so clearly dusted out his mind?

To write you must be warm, fed, loved and sober.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

No one dances sober,
unless he is insane.

They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

Cold sober, I find myself absolutely fascinating.

The dynamic of a relationship changes when one person gets sober.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

There is a big lesson in experiencing uncertainty and calamity with a sober focus - the most chaotic moments are the ones from which we can learn the most.

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over.

If then we have Angels, let us be sober, as though we were in the presence of tutors; for there is a demon present also.

How do you look when I'm sober?

Some things will not bear much zeal; and the more earnest we are about them, the less we recommend ourselves to the approbation of sober and considerate men.

Getting sober was the single bravest thing I've ever done and will ever do in my life.

Did some more sober critics come abroad? If wrong, I smil'd; if right, I kiss'd the rod.

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

Elegance is achieved when all that is superfluous has been discarded and the human being discovers simplicity and concentration: the simpler and more sober the posture, the more beautiful it will be.

Half as sober as a judge.

To live sober is...to die countless times!

I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.

Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober. [Lat.,
Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.]

I inherited a vile melancholy from my father, which has made me mad all my life, at least not sober.

My benefactor used to say the seeds are the 'sober head' -- the only part that could fortify the heart of man.

Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.

Hollywood is wonderful. Anyone who doesn't like it is either crazy or sober.

I got sober when I was 22 years old.

I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.

You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober.

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.

I would not like to see a person who is sober, moderate, chaste and just say that there is no God. They would speak disinterestedly at least, but such a person is not to be found.

Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy.