1.
The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.
Martin Van Buren
3.
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts
Wiz Khalifa
4.
Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train.
John Milton
5.
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.
Noel Coward
6.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Dean Martin
7.
No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober.
Samuel Smiles
8.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
9.
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.
P. G. Wodehouse
10.
I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
Charlie Sheen
11.
Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the be.
Benjamin Franklin
12.
The second, sober thought of the people is seldom wrong, and always efficient.
Martin Van Buren
13.
I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
Jamie Lee Curtis
14.
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
Ted Nugent
15.
Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love.
Rumi
16.
Why should I be sober when God is so clearly dusted out his mind?
El-P
17.
To write you must be warm, fed, loved and sober.
Philip Larkin
19.
I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?
Oliver Reed
20.
Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
Jamie Lee Curtis
23.
The dynamic of a relationship changes when one person gets sober.
Trent Reznor
24.
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.
Bernard Manning
25.
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
Anthony Kiedis
26.
There is a big lesson in experiencing uncertainty and calamity with a sober focus - the most chaotic moments are the ones from which we can learn the most.
Tara Stiles
27.
Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.
Craig Ferguson
28.
Some things will not bear much zeal; and the more earnest we are about them, the less we recommend ourselves to the approbation of sober and considerate men.
John Tillotson
29.
Getting sober was the single bravest thing I've ever done and will ever do in my life.
Jamie Lee Curtis
30.
Did some more sober critics come abroad? If wrong, I smil'd; if right, I kiss'd the rod.
Alexander Pope
31.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
Mason Cooley
32.
Elegance is achieved when all that is superfluous has been discarded and the human being discovers simplicity and concentration: the simpler and more sober the posture, the more beautiful it will be.
Paulo Coelho
33.
Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.
James Thurber
34.
If then we have Angels, let us be sober, as though we were in the presence of tutors; for there is a demon present also.
Saint John Chrysostom
35.
The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over.
Bif Naked
39.
Hollywood is wonderful. Anyone who doesn't like it is either crazy or sober.
Raymond Chandler
40.
I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.
Raymond Chandler
41.
You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober.
Na Hae Ryeong
42.
I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
John Mayer
44.
I would not like to see a person who is sober, moderate, chaste and just say that there is no God. They would speak disinterestedly at least, but such a person is not to be found.
Jean de la Bruyere
45.
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.
W. Somerset Maugham
46.
... it is a most severe trial for those women to be called to lay down beauty, who have nothing else to take up. It is for this sober season of life that education should lay up its rich resources.
Hannah More
47.
I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing
Nora Dunn
49.
Deep joy is a serene and sober emotion, rarely evinced in open merriment.
Madame Roland
50.
I think I'm better than I was in my younger days, because I'm exploring deep lyrical material, and I've been sober for a while now.
Glenn Hughes