Stan Laurel Quotes

1.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

Stan Laurel

If anyone sheds a tear at my interment, I will never address them again.

2.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

Stan Laurel

3.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Stan Laurel

4.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

Stan Laurel

5.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Stan Laurel

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6.

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

Stan Laurel