Taxes Funny Quotes

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay

A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.

Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids

There's no such thing as a good tax.