1.
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
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2.
Stolen kisses require an accomplice.
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3.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was
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4.
Just 'cause you're following a
well-marked trail don't mean
that whoever made it knew where
they were goin'.
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5.
It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.
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6.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
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7.
Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.
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8.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
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9.
Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.
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10.
The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.
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