1.
If you live your life and don't confess your sins to God Almighty through the authority of Christ and His blood, I'm going to say this very plainly, you're going straight to hell with a nonstop ticket.
John Hagee
2.
Life is a lottery that we've already won. But most people have not cashed in their tickets.
Louise Hay
3.
The foolishness of faith is the winning ticket in life
David Oyedepo
4.
Sometimes I feel like . . . the world is a place I bought a ticket to. It’s a big show for me, as if it wouldn’t happen if I wasn’t there with a camera.
Garry Winogrand
6.
Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.
Jack Black
7.
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.
Billy Connolly
8.
Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business.
Peter Lynch
9.
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
Kathy Griffin
10.
Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
John Milius
11.
Reimbursement may be sometimes small, but then great ability can never be measured by the tickets at the gate.
Eddie Harris
12.
We've created a multitrillion-dollar edifice for dispensing the medical equivalent of lottery tickets - and have only the rudiments of a system to prepare patients for the near certainty that those tickets will not win. Hope is not a plan, but hope is our plan.
Atul Gawande
13.
I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket.
Laura Dern
14.
The occupational hazard of making a spectacle of yourself, over the long haul, is that at some point you buy a ticket too.
Thomas McGuane
15.
The government has become a mechanism for distributing largess, and your census form is your ticket.
Tom G. Palmer
16.
Offense sells tickets, but defense wins championships.
Bear Bryant
17.
My policy is to be able to take a ticket at Victoria station and go anywhere I damn well please!
Ernest Bevin
18.
Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere.
Mary Schmich
19.
The only batsman I would love to see by paying for the tickets and sitting in the stand just to watch him is none other than Sachin Tendulkar.
Brian Lara
20.
The reason the government sells the census as your ticket to getting goodies - rather than as your civic duty - is that distributing goodies is now all the government does.
Tom G. Palmer
21.
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
Carl Hiaasen
22.
Luck is not as random as you think. Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.
Vera Nazarian
23.
Gianfranco Zola once sent Gary Pallister the wrong way to such an extent that he needed a ticket to get back in.
Alex Ferguson
24.
If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.
Max Tegmark
25.
There are not that many people in the movies today that really make me go out and buy a movie ticket.
Robert Osborne
26.
Think of it as your ticket to change the world.
Tom Brokaw
28.
I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket.
Willy Russell
29.
A work in which there are theories is like an object which still has the ticket that shows its price.
Marcel Proust
30.
Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket
Andy Gray
31.
You can travel through literature, and you can expand your mind through literature. It's so cheap to buy that kind of ticket.
Saul Williams
32.
If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movie?
Howie Mandel
34.
I did send a girl a plane ticket asking her for a visit, I guess that's quite romantic.
Orlando Bloom
35.
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Moe Howard
36.
If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease. They would elect every clean candidate in the United States, and defeat every soiled one. Their prodigious power would be quickly realized and recognized, and afterward there would be no unclean candidates upon any ticket, and graft would cease.
Mark Twain
37.
The best thing about being an actress is getting good concert tickets.
Sara Gilbert
38.
Many times we talk about the people that have come to enjoy the show. They went through a lot to get here, whatever they needed to work out in their lives; they got babysitters, they traveled, and purchased the tickets. So it's up to us to deliver the goods!
John Petrucci
39.
There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating.
Kate Douglas Wiggin
40.
Time remorselessly rambles down the corridors and streets of our lives. but it is not until autumn that most of us become aware that our tickets are stamped with a terminal destination.
Joe L. Wheeler
41.
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket.
Lillian Gordy Carter
42.
I never felt I was quite the ticket academically. I always felt I had to put in an enormous amount of effort not to be disappointing. So I worked really hard, but at the time it suited me, because I didn't do very much else.
Emily Mortimer
43.
If any movie people are watching this show, please, for me, have some respect. You wanna sell some tickets, act like you know what you're talking about.
Jeff Goldblum
45.
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
Bill Burr
46.
I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets.
James Stewart
47.
It's no go the merry-go-round, it's no go the rickshaw
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Louis MacNeice
48.
I understand it all. I can write my own ticket for one or two movies. But if they're not the right ones, my ticket gets yanked. I understand that's how it works, and I'm okay with it.
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
49.
I remember back in 1994 when the Eagles charged more than $100 for tickets. They said, 'We ain't Pearl Jam.' That's back when records were selling and the Eagles had sold just about as many as anyone on the planet. And years later we're still charging less than them.
Eddie Vedder
50.
I haven't been to a movie since somebody gave me free tickets to Star Wars, which I went to.
Jack Vance