1.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
Moe Howard
2.
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
Moe Howard
3.
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
Moe Howard
4.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
Moe Howard
5.
Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
Moe Howard
6.
Only fools are positive.
Moe Howard
7.
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Moe Howard
8.
Shut up and say something.
Moe Howard
