Turnips Quotes

There's no getting blood out of a turnip.

To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

These Atlantikoinonia. They’re human? (Acheron) What else would they be? Turnips? (Tory)

If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might.