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Valentine Quotes

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When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
Lewis Grizzard

'When My Beloved Reappears from the Powder Room, Will I Have Outgrown Caring?'
Authors on Valentine Quotes: Cassandra Clare Milton Berle Mehmet Murat Ildan Charles M. Schulz Orson Scott Card Shae-Lynn Bourne Alexandre Dumas Craig Ferguson Edna St. Vincent Millay Jon Stewart Evangeline Lilly Helen Fielding Martina McBride David Letterman Jay Leno Todd Farmer John Donne Sarah Dessen Leopold Fechtner Aberjhani Annie Lennox Neil Gaiman Miles Davis Christopher Michael Cillizza Robert Orben John Waters Denise Duhamel Carrie Underwood Vince Vaughn George Meredith Peter Sagal Brian Warren Karin Slaughter
2.
Things must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller

Experience must be absorbed with the soul.
3.
My friend, why should you wish to shorten my life by taking from me my shadow? (To photographer Dr. Valentine T. McGillycuddy.)
Crazy Horse

4.
A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
L. Frank Baum

5.
I loved you yesterday. I love you still. I always have and I always will.
Tim Walters

6.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

7.
Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha.
Toni Gonzaga

8.
Love conquers all things.
Virgil

9.
I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out.
Jennifer Love Hewitt

10.
You have a dark heart in you, Valentine's daughter.
Cassandra Clare

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Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him." "Yes," Jace said, unable to help himself, "I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's water supply — I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe.
Cassandra Clare

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Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
Ovid

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And I don’t see how Sebastian can be all that fond of Jace, either. He was horribly jealous of him all his life. He thought Jace was Valentine’s favorite,” added Clary. “Not to mention,” Magnus noted, “that Jace killed him. That would put anyone off.
Cassandra Clare

14.
I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with.
Jeremy London

15.
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
Sarah Dessen

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People say I don't have great tools. They say that I can't throw like Ellis Valentine or run like Tim Raines or hit with power like Mike Schmidt. Who can? I make up for it in other ways, by putting out a little bit more. That's my theory, to go through life hustling. In the big leagues, hustle usually means being in the right place at the right time. It means backing up a base. It means backing up your teammate. It means taking that headfirst slide. It means doing everything you can do to win a baseball game.
Pete Rose

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Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.
Anna Held

18.
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
Milton Berle

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On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamersand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamigoes and then barfed his guts up.
Carolyn Mackler

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Tell me how much you know of the sufferings of your fellowmen and I will tell you how much you have loved them.
Helmut Thielicke

21.
Do what you do. This Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, Twelfth Night, Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras, St. Paddy's Day, and every day henceforth. Just do what you do. Live out your life and your traditions on your own terms. If it offends others, so be it. That's their problem.
Chris Rose

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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
Milton Berle

23.
People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
Lil Wayne

24.
Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The highest elevation, cause we above All that romance crap, just show your love.
Method Man

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

26.
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt

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Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.
Anna Howard Shaw

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A flower is a daisy chain, a graduation, a valentine; a flower is New Year's Eve and an orchid in your hair; a flower is a single geranium blooming in a tin can on a murky city fire-escape; an acre of roses at the Botanical Gardens; and the first gold crocus of spring! ... a flower is a birth, a wedding, a leaving of this life.
Jean Hersey

29.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
Milton Berle

30.
SHE is neither pink nor pale, And she never will be all mine; She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine. She has more hair than she needs; In the sun ’tis a woe to me! And her voice is a string of colored beads, Or steps leading into the sea. She loves me all that she can, And her ways to my ways resign; But she was not made for any man, And she never will be all mine.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

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It doesn't have to be on Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or fifty-nine. It doesn't have to conform to whatever is usual. It doesn't have to be kismet at once, or rhapsody by the third date. It just has to be. In time. In place. In spirit. It just has to be.
David Levithan

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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart

33.
If you would and you could brighten my northern sky.
Nick Drake

34.
Neighborhood is a word that has come to sound like a Valentine. As a sentimental concept, 'neighborhood' is harmful to city planning. It leads to attempts at warping city life into imitations of town or suburban life. Sentimentality plays with sweet intentions in place of good sense.
Jane Jacobs

35.
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
Christopher Plummer

36.
I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
Kami Garcia

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Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.
George Carlin

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All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn't - or hasn't yet - materialized.
Tracy McMillan

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Oft have I heard both youths and virgins say, Birds chuse their mates and couple too this day: But by their flight I never can devine When I shall couple with my valentine.
Robert Herrick

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I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.
Ashton Kutcher

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Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
Milton Berle

42.
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear.
Dave Barry

43.
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.
Jose Ortega y Gasset

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Every Valentine's Day, the student council sponsered a holiday fundraiser by selling roses that would be delievered in class. The roses came in four colors:white, yellow, red, pink, and the subtleties of thier meaning were parsed and analyzed by the female population to no end. Mimi had always understood it thus:white for love, yellow for friendship, red for passion, and pink for a secret crush.
Melissa de la Cruz

45.
I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious. Told to Valentine Bargmann.
Albert Einstein

46.
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!
David Letterman

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My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear!
Dinah-Jane Hansen

48.
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son.
Jon Stewart

49.
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
Russell Howard

50.
Even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart until the end of time You're all I need, my love, my Valentine
Martina McBride