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When one creates phantoms for oneself, one puts vampires into the world, and one must nourish these children of a voluntary nightmare with one's blood, one's life, one's intellegence, and one's reason, without ever satisfying them.
Eliphas Levi
2.
Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling.
Anne Rice
3.
There's just something about vampires that's sexy...It's the same reason why women go for the bad boy - you want them but you shouldn't have them.
Nina Dobrev
4.
What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common? They fear solar energy.
Michio Kaku
5.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Matt Groening
6.
Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.
Karl Marx
7.
Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.
Anne Rice
9.
No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?
Richelle Mead
10.
The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.
Richelle Mead
11.
The role seemed to demand that I keep myself worked up to fever pitch, so I took on the actual attributes of the horrible vampire, Dracula.
Bela Lugosi
12.
Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.
Johnny Depp
13.
Emulation embalms the dead; envy, the vampire, blasts the living.
Henry Fuseli
14.
I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.
Rachel Caine
15.
The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell each other it's blood.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
16.
I will be the Vampire Lestat for all to see. A symbol, a freak of nature - something loved, something despised all of those things. I tell you I can't give it up. I can't miss. And quite frankly I am not in the least afraid." - Lestat, The Vampire Lestat, p. 532
Anne Rice
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I’m a little worried about Edward… Can vampires go into shock? Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 7, p.129
Stephenie Meyer
18.
I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.
Anne Rice
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Sometimes I think, not so much am I a pianist, but a vampire. All my life I have lived off the blood of Chopin.
Arthur Rubinstein
20.
I'm not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real human beings to do other real human beings.
Walter Jon Williams
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People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people are machine gunned down and vampires are tearing people's throats out, and I'm not saying that is bad or it should be censored, but people are drunk on stimuli.
Alex Jones
22.
When you think hotness appeal, vampires automatically fall into that category.
Josh Hutcherson
23.
The Vampire Diaries is the story of Elena falling in love with Damon.
L. J. Smith
24.
So you are a vampire." "I most certainly am not." He looked annoyed. "That's such a common phrase, such a cliche, and so unflattering. I suppose you believe in werewolves and aliens too. I blame television.
Margaret Stohl
25.
I have the face of a vampire, but the heart of a feminist.
Theda Bara
27.
It'd be cool to be a vampire. Vampires are the best beast you can ever be. Call me egotistical, but I love the whole idea of immortality.
Gerard Way
29.
Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.
Joss Whedon
30.
Vampires have always held a very seductive kind of lore and have always been some variety of attractive, whether it's attractiveness that's born of just the physical attributes that they have - this kind of ethereal beauty or translucent pallor - or whether it is more to do with the way they carry themselves.
Colin Farrell
31.
I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack.
Richelle Mead
32.
The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman.
Theda Bara
33.
The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
Joss Whedon
35.
Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again.
Cassandra Clare
36.
Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.
J.R. Ward
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As everybody knows, chicks dig the vampires.
Paul Wesley
38.
You want a love that consumes you, you want passion and adventure and even a little danger.
Ian Somerhalder
39.
Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.
Bill Paxton
40.
I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow.
Bela Lugosi
42.
An (emotional) vampire goes in for the kill by stirring up your emotions. Pushing your buttons throws you off center, which renders you easier to drain. Of all the emotional types, empaths are often the most devestated.
Judith Orloff
43.
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
Stephenie Meyer
44.
In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.
Joss Whedon
45.
There is more story in a minor character like Boba Fett than there is in all the clutter of various vampires in the Twilight franchise.
George Takei
46.
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
Calvin Trillin
47.
Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models.
Sheamus
48.
Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much.
Cassandra Clare
49.
You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it's open season on all suckheads.
Wesley Snipes
50.
Bond investors are the vampires of the investment world. They love decay, recession - anything that leads to low inflation and the protection of the real value of their loans.
Bill Gross