1.
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
Anthony Jeselnik
2.
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
Daniel Dennett
3.
Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.
Lil Wayne
4.
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
John Cena
5.
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.
Randy Newman
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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson
8.
Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
Tim Reid
9.
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
George Montgomery
10.
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.
Kenny Rogers
11.
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.
Paul Daniels
12.
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Harvey Korman
13.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Robin Williams
15.
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
Dolly Parton
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..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.
Peter McWilliams
17.
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Zach Braff
18.
This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
David Letterman