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Viagra Quotes

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Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
Anthony Jeselnik

Authors on Viagra Quotes: Lil Wayne Peter McWilliams Zach Braff Randy Newman John Cena Paul Daniels Jack Nicholson Tiger Woods Daniel Dennett Harvey Korman Tim Reid Dolly Parton George Montgomery Robin Williams David Letterman Kenny Rogers Rodney Dangerfield Anthony Jeselnik
2.
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
Daniel Dennett

3.
Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.
Lil Wayne

4.
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
John Cena

5.
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield

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I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.
Randy Newman

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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson

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Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.
Tim Reid

9.
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
George Montgomery

10.
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.
Kenny Rogers

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Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.
Paul Daniels

12.
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Harvey Korman

13.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Robin Williams

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Variety is not everything! Viagra is!
Tiger Woods

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There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
Dolly Parton

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..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.
Peter McWilliams

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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Zach Braff

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This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
David Letterman