Viagra Quotes

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.