Alcohol Quotes

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures; it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech. You can keep your style of cooking, but get rid of alcohol. You can keep your cultural dresses, but keep your modesty on the highest level.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

Success is my drug of choice.

It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.

It is time to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is time to end the arrests of so many people and the destruction of so many lives for possessing marijuana.

The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger to the establishment.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead!

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.

Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell - invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.

An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires he has already watched and ascertained; and, with those whose peculiarities he has had no opportunity of learning, he should politely inquire how they wish their beverages served, and use his best judgment in endeavoring to fulfill their desires to their entire satisfaction. In this way he will not fail to acquire popularity and success.

Civilization begins with distillation

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

I am more afraid of King Alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you.

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can be sold at the incredible price of $8,000 an annual dose, and which has the added virtue of not diminishing the market by actually curing anyone.

When he saw what drugs or alcohol or unwanted pregnancy did to kids he fell in love with, he realized there had to be a straight path

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God.

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Anyone who has lived through it, or those who are now living through it, knows that caring about an addict is as complex and fraught and debilitating as addiction itself.

Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug prohibition does.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.