1.
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.
Snoop Dogg
Cruising along the avenue, indulging in cannabis, sipping on gin and juice.
2.
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
The Notorious B.I.G.
'Money gives way to pleasure, then rolls come with hunks of hash.'
3.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
Dean Martin
When the world looks to be shimmering like you've been drinking ambrosia, that's love.
4.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy Parker
I savor a martini/A maximum of two/After three I'm tottering/Four and I'm slurring my words.
5.
I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.
Merle Haggard
I wish soda was still pop and a hangout was an undesirable spot.
6.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Kurt Cobain
'Let's forget the clock and enjoy ourselves to the fullest!'
7.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Albert Einstein
8.
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Keith Richards
9.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
W. C. Fields
10.
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!
Mikhail Bulgakov
11.
Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Jimmy Buffett
12.
Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures; it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech. You can keep your style of cooking, but get rid of alcohol. You can keep your cultural dresses, but keep your modesty on the highest level.
Nouman Ali Khan
14.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
15.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
William Shakespeare
16.
Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.
Henry Fielding
17.
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
Mick Jagger
19.
It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.
William Shakespeare
20.
It is time to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is time to end the arrests of so many people and the destruction of so many lives for possessing marijuana.
Bernie Sanders
21.
The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger to the establishment.
Timothy Leary
22.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
Bill Murray
23.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Irwin Corey
24.
Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.
John Daly
25.
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
Dick Gregory
27.
Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.
Walker Percy
28.
I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy Osbourne
29.
I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.
Gary Johnson
30.
Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell - invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.
Wilson Bryan Key
31.
An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires he has already watched and ascertained; and, with those whose peculiarities he has had no opportunity of learning, he should politely inquire how they wish their beverages served, and use his best judgment in endeavoring to fulfill their desires to their entire satisfaction. In this way he will not fail to acquire popularity and success.
Jerry Thomas
32.
If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.
Ernest Shackleton
34.
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
35.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Ed McMahon
36.
Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.
Wilson Bryan Key
37.
A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.
Denise Richards
38.
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
39.
I am more afraid of King Alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.
Stonewall Jackson
40.
Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.
Daniel Fried
41.
It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you.
Bon Scott
42.
[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.
Queen Victoria
43.
Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!
Don Garlits
44.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Stonewall Jackson
45.
Anyone who has lived through it, or those who are now living through it, knows that caring about an addict is as complex and fraught and debilitating as addiction itself.
David Sheff
46.
When he saw what drugs or alcohol or unwanted pregnancy did to kids he fell in love with, he realized there had to be a straight path
Catherine Gunsalus Gonzalez
47.
From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can be sold at the incredible price of $8,000 an annual dose, and which has the added virtue of not diminishing the market by actually curing anyone.
Barbara Ehrenreich
48.
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God.
Marguerite Duras
49.
Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug prohibition does.
James Carriger Paine
50.
A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've found.
Joni Mitchell