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Beard Quotes

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The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
James Beard

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2.
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
Charles Spurgeon

3.
The establishment will irritate you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humor.
John Lennon

4.
This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.
George Thorogood

5.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man.
Johnny Weir

6.
It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
D. H. Lawrence

7.
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.
James Beard

8.
Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
David Lee Roth

9.
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
Paul McCartney

10.
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
Clement Clarke Moore

11.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Si Robertson

12.
The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I'm deserving of God's mercy, I'll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard.
Matisyahu

13.
Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner
Daniel Johns

14.
Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
John Greenleaf Whittier

15.
Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and scratched his beard. 'Shouldn'ta lost me temper,' he said ruefully, 'but it didn't work anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do.
J. K. Rowling

16.
I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.
Keira Knightley

17.
I dont like myself without a beard.
Jamie Dornan

18.
Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.
Federico Garcia Lorca

19.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
George Carlin

20.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields

21.
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
Niall Horan

22.
The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.
Cyprian

23.
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

24.
There are days when I think: what if I just checked out? What if I grew a beard and went off to live somewhere remote? I have often wondered about the freedom that would bring.
David Schwimmer

25.
I was at Live Aid the original, looking like Rolf Harris for some reason. I had a really long beard that day for some reason.
George Michael

26.
It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.
Robbie Coltraine

27.
I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video
Aulus Gellius

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I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.
Kesha

29.
Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.
Justin Hawkins

30.
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
Alvah Bessie

31.
I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.
Mohsen Makhmalbaf

32.
To grow a philosopher's beard.
Horace

33.
Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.
Terry Southern

34.
All the power is with the sex that wears the beard.
Moliere

35.
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.
William Shakespeare

36.
If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.
Martial

37.
At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people on the cutting edge don't get the money until they have gray beards.
Mort Kondracke

38.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
Dana Gould

39.
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Dylan Moran

40.
My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy / And my brush as it drips continually / Upon my face, makes it a gorgeous floor.
Michelangelo

41.
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
Demetri Martin

42.
I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.
Danny Pudi

43.
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
Phil Robertson

44.
If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't.
Akshay Kumar

45.
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.
Shel Silverstein

46.
Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]
Juvenal

47.
Notwithstanding my experiments with electricity the thunderbolt continues to fall under our noses and beards; and as for the tyrant, there are a million of us still engaged at snatching away his sceptre.
Benjamin Franklin

48.
i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.
Bjork

49.
See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.
Philip James Bailey

50.
If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!
Dolly Parton