Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.