1.
Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
Curly Howard
2.
Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.
Curly Howard
3.
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.
Curly Howard
4.
I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!
Curly Howard
5.
I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.
Curly Howard
6.
Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!
Curly Howard
7.
I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.
Curly Howard
8.
I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!
Curly Howard
9.
A simple job for simple people.
Curly Howard
10.
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.
Curly Howard
11.
I tried to think but nothing happened!
Curly Howard
12.
A hot stake is better than a cold chop.
Curly Howard
