Funny Inspirational Quotes

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Start with good people, lay out the rules, communicate with your employees, motivate them and reward them. If you do all those things effectively, you can't miss.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

All things come to those who wait.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.

Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you; until you have cultivated the habit of saying some kind word of those whom you do not admire; until you have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad there is in others, you will be neither successful nor happy.

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

When all think alike, then no one is thinking

I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

Copy and paste is a design error.

Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything involving our children was painful in some way. The emotions, whether they were joy, sorrow, love or pride, were so deep and sharp that in the end they left you raw, exposed and yes, in pain. The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that - a parent's heart bared, beating forever outside its chest.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

When you're riding, only the race in which you're riding is important.