1.
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.
Goodman Ace
2.
I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).
Goodman Ace
3.
They call television a medium because nothing's well done.
Goodman Ace
4.
I keep reading between the lies.
Goodman Ace
5.
Familiarity breeds attempt. Time wounds all heels. I went down on the Lower East Side today and saw all those Old Testament houses. We're all cremated equal. We're insufferable friends. I've been working my head to the bone.
Goodman Ace
6.
TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.
Goodman Ace
7.
You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.
Goodman Ace
8.
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
Goodman Ace
