1.
If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".
Gyles Brandreth
2.
He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved life
Gyles Brandreth
3.
Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead.
Gyles Brandreth
4.
Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.
Gyles Brandreth
5.
I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room.
Gyles Brandreth
6.
If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?
Gyles Brandreth
7.
As a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right.
Gyles Brandreth
8.
John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly.
Gyles Brandreth
9.
In the Members' Dining Room, the Conservatives eat at one end, the Labour Party at the other, while the Liberals wait at table.
Gyles Brandreth
