Ham Quotes

Art is like ham-it nourishes people.

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.

No apparent, perceived, or claimed evidence in any field, including history and chronology, can be valid if it contradicts the Scriptural record.

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

What you believe about who you are, where you came from, affects your whole worldview.

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.

Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth. We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks who somehow find our place in the world on the stage.

Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.

I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will not eat them with a fox, i will not eat them here of there i will not eat them anywhere, I do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

One wit, like a knuckle of ham in soup, gives a zest and flavour to the dish, but more than one serves only to spoil the pottage.

I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am - that's a great thing to be!

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.

I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast.

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory this season

Method actors are like hams.

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.

I've got a lot of ham in me.

When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I think it's cool. But it was not what I was searching for, really. It was more a delusion.

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.

I am a ham. I've no business being rock 'n' roll. I've said it over and over again that I'm a classical composer, dishevelling my personality by dabbling in rock 'n' roll.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

I guess I'm a born ham.

Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well.

Troubles cured you salty as a country ham, smoky to the taste, thick-skinned and tender inside.

I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.

I'm a ham. I always like to answer spontaneously.

I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me to say.

The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left.

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment

Eternity is a ham and two people.

Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony," Spook said.